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Super High-school Level Update #86
Ikoroshia
Oh, Hinata-kun. You came, just like I thought.
I haven’t even seen the movie yet, so I don’t really know…
I see… Well, you’d better go see it then, hadn’t you? We’ll talk about it after.
Hellooo?! Is anyone here?! You have a customer!
Coming! How may I be of assistance?!
…Oh? By “customer”, did you mean Hinata-kun?
Upupu… You were dead set on avoiding this movie, but it looks like you’ve come around in the end!
Yeah, you’re a pro! You even bought a 1.5 million yen Monobear Sticker to support your act!
…A 1.5 million yen sticker?
Before I could react, Monobear pulled the sticker from my pocket.
“Sorry for being born an idiot”Y…You bought that? For 1.5 million?!
Okay! Here you go!
Hey, Hinata-kun… If I were you, I’d keep this ticket handy for later.
Evidence Bullet Get posted:
Complimentary Ticket
A complimentary ticket, issued by Monobear, to see his movie.
Limited to one per customer. Valid only on date shown, for one screening only.Please disregard the stamp jumping around on the face of the ticket.
Sigh… I guess I’ll have to wait for Monobear to get everything ready…Let’s see if anything changed.
Oh, hey… Wasn’t there something on this counter before?
This looks like a tote bag made of hemp fabric with Monomi’s face printed on it…Oh? Did that catch your eye? It’s a universal tote-bag with a multitude of functions!
If that tote bag isn’t here anymore, that means…Oh, that… Well… By “limited” I maaay have meant one person instead of one bag…
Evidence Bullet Get posted:
Monobear’s Testimony
The tote bag sold at the movie theater was a limited edition, sold to just one person.
Supposedly, when you buy one you get another for free.
* BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ *
That title isn’t very encouraging. Besides, “2.5D”? He couldn’t even go all the way?Monobear was born in a boring old village where more people died than were being born. It was filled with boring old people living boring old lives, waiting to be forgotten forever.
But one fateful day, an AH64 “Apache” attack helicopter on a standard training mission nearby somehow caused a hurricane…
…And Monobear was swept up and whisked away to the Land of Monomi.
Monobear, much to his surprise, found himself longing for his boring old hometown, and the days he would spend swindling the boring old people out of their small change.
And so, he set off on a journey to meet The Wizard Monomi, who, it was said, could grant any wish.
Along the way, he met some new dependable friends…
He met a Monomi Scarecrow but found her to be lacking a brain, so he suggested to her that she commit suicide…
…And she complied at once, hanging herself on a rope.
He met a Monomi Lion but found her to be quite cowardly, so he pinned her to a tree with some arrows.
He also met a Tin Monomi, but found her to have no heart, so he had her broken down for scrap.
After these and other adventures, he finally found the wizard Monomi.
It doesn’t really matter how, but he managed to defeat her…
…And when he did, he took over her kingdom.
And so, Monobear made all the boring old people into his servants, and used all their pension money to fund his wonderful life of luxury.
And they all lived happily ever after.Oh, aren’t movies wonderful?! Wasn’t that just an avalanche of raw emotional drama?!
…The phrase “stunned silence” was invented for moments like this.
The way the characters in the movie were killed is similar to today’s murders…
Mioda’s body, which I found first, was hanged with a rope, just like the scarecrow…
And then, when we found Saionji’s body, it was taped to a pillar, much like the lion was to pinned to the tree.With just one more person dead, the copycat murders could have been perfected. It didn’t end up that way, though…
Yeah, if the culprit’s goal was to complete the copycat murders, they must be fuming right now, but…
…It’s still a mystery what they were thinking.Evidence Bullet Get posted:
The Wizard of Monomi
A movie directed by Monobear in which three characters die.
First, Scarecrow Momoni hanged herself with a rope .
Then, the Monomi Lion was pinned to a tree with arrows.
Finally, the Tin Monomi was broken down for scrap.
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